February 27 11:12 PM
A Dull Ache
THE WEASEL SYNDROME
“I’m a politician, which means I’m a cheat and a liar, and when I’m not kissing babies, I’m stealing their lollipops,” Dr. Jeffery Pelt from The Hunt for Red October.
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July 18 06:43 AM
Radio Free Mammon
The Golden Curse of Caveman Org: A Very Brief History of Economics
Read this storyJune 09 04:49 AM
Radio Free Autobahn
Every city has a distinct operative automotive culture, completely maddening in its own unique way.
May 23 11:28 AM
Radio Free Tralfamadore
Kurt Vonnegut raised his arms to the amazed crowd, “Be not alarmed! For I bring you tidings of great joy! And an old friend!”
The crowd turned and parted as Dwight D. Eisenhower joined Kurt Vonnegut at the altar. Ike wore his military uniform and carried a 3 wood.
Read this storyMay 09 05:15 AM
Radio Free American Pie II
We are pleased to bring our readers an exclusive interview with presidential candidate Senator Warren George W. van Bureau. Readers will recall the Senator’s February essay, “A Very Brief History of the Untied States.” Again, Senator van Bureau represents the state of Confusion, the newly-formed, landlocked, 51st state of the Union, recently established by Congress somewhere east of the Pee Dee.
Read this storyFebruary 28 10:17 PM
Radio Free in Utero
Recently I was chumming with a few buddies, sipping chilled Cointreau, when my companions took it upon themselves to select a future column topic for me. The next morning, I withdrew a napkin from my pocket with the following words inked upon it: COMEDIC ESSAY ABOUT ABORTION.
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