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November 26 12:06 PM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes 11.21.07

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“Dude, it’s pronounced ‘quiche.’”

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November 07 12:43 PM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes 11.7.07

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Forget mowing yards for money, kid. Stay ahead of the competition and buy a Shop-Vac. Mark my words, the future of landscaping is in Astroturf.

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October 11 12:04 AM

Horoscopes By Gov. Sanford

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He’s a man of vision …

Remember the career counselor who told you to pursue your liberal arts degree; that if you do what you love, the money will follow? Well, you’ll spare that counselor embarrassment by remaining silent from inside the giant rat costume, when he brings his family to Chuck E. Cheese next week.

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September 28 12:36 PM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes: 9.26.07

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Poor Wallace…

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September 12 08:25 AM

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Somebody went and gayed them up…

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August 29 06:02 AM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes 8.29.07

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Second installment dedicated to bad jokes.

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August 19 05:30 PM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes: 8.15.07

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Rubber pants and time-traveling dwarves

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August 01 05:23 AM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes: 8.1.07

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Belt sanders and strawberry Astroglide

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July 18 07:54 AM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes 7.18.07

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Where have all the kind nerds gone? gov

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July 03 01:57 PM

Gov. Sanford's horoscopes 7.4.07

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Life in the high tree canopy and mourning the loss of Liz Claiborne

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June 20 04:40 AM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes: 6.20.07

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Cool feathers! gov

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June 06 01:13 AM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes 6.6.07

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Love in a go-cart and the dreaded Mr. Tibbits

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May 23 12:41 PM

Gov. Sanford Horoscopes Classic Rewind!

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Urban spear fishing and cavity fighting pizzas

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May 09 12:50 AM

Gov. Sanford's Horoscopes 5.9.07

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Shatner and space dumpsters

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April 26 11:55 AM

April 25 horoscopes by Gov. Sanford

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April 11 06:16 PM

Horoscopes By The Gov*

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Boy, oh boy, do I love Cheez-Its!

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April 04 05:58 AM

Horoscopes By Gov. Sanford 4.28.07

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Todd Morehead really writes these gems…

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March 14 05:38 PM

Horoscopes by Gov. Sanford 3.14.07

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scopes renegade vibrators and statues of Steven Seagal…

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February 28 01:59 PM

Horoscopes By Gov. Sanford 3.01.07

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I tell you, sometimes writing this stuff is like giving birth to a breeched silverback gorilla baby.

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November 09 08:05 PM

Horoscopes By Gov. Sanford 11.09.06

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Horoscopes 11/9/06

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October 26 06:52 PM

Horoscopes By Gov. Sanford 10.26.06

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You better read all the horoscopes. Gov. Sanford was hitting the pipe again this week and may have confused a few signs.

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October 11 04:50 PM

Horoscopes By Gov. Sanford 10.11.06

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Horoscopes 10/11/06

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September 27 04:12 PM

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Horoscopes 9/27/06

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September 14 03:33 PM

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August 30 01:26 PM

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Horoscopes By Gov. Sanford from 8/30/06

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August 17 12:34 PM

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Horoscopes from the 8/17/06 issue

Todd Morehead really writes these…

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July 19 11:27 AM

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Scopes by Gov. Sanford* from the July 19, 2006 issue

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July 05 03:37 AM

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Gov. Sanfords* Horoscopes from July 5, 2006

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June 21 03:12 AM

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june 21, 2006 horoscopes

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June 07 02:56 AM

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Gov. Sammy reads your palm for the June 6, 2006 issue

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May 24 02:35 AM

Horoscopes

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Mr. San Man gives you a treat, with these scopes so sweet…from May 24, 2006

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April 27 02:06 AM

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The classics…”Give a Buddhist a wedgie to blow off some steam.”

From 1/26/06 issue

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April 12 01:14 AM

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ahhh the classics from Gov. Sanford* From 1/12/06 issue

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March 30 12:47 AM

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citypaper March 31, 2006 Horoscopes HOROSCOPES by Governor Mark Sanford*

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March 16 12:12 AM

Gov. Sanford Horoscopes 3/16/06

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Gov. Sanford Horoscopes 3/16/06

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February 08 08:47 PM

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Horoscopes 2/08/06

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January 26 11:42 PM

Gov. Sanford Horoscopes 1/26/06

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Archived Sanford Horoscopes from 1/26/06

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January 12 11:31 PM

Horoscopes

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Archived Gov. Sanford* Horoscopes from 1/12/06

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